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Me: 'the thing about Texans is that they're so polite

Mum: 'all americans really...like when i met blink 182'

Me: 'eh? you met WHO?'

Mum: 'blink 182'

Me: WHAT?

(Cate walks in)

Me: 'look, mums telling this ridiculous story about when she met blink 182'

Cate: 'thats right, outside m&s in London'

Mum: 'they got out of a taxi and asked us if they could buy hair straighteners'

Me: 'I am beyond incredulous'

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